Will you write me some tiny little Hannibal crack fic? :( pretty please
…having some kind of a dull day, people got on my nerves at work and it was noisy at home and I just want to hide somewhere…
life gave will graham lemons and hannibal lecter squirted them into his eyes and told him to smile
“Well, when you get into season four, you get into the literature. And so season four would be Red Dragon, Season Five would be the Silence of the Lambs era, season six would be the Hannibal era, and then Season Seven would be a resolve to the ending of that book…”
Season 7 plot:
- Bedelia marries Jack and they move FAR AWAY from Hannibal
- Price and Zeller finally come out with their office romance
- Margot Verger is a pilates instructor
- Will Graham runs a proper dog shelter now, his wife Molly runs away with a British guy named Sherlock and starts a new career as a pathologist in London
- After Sherlock shoots Charles Augustus Magnussen, his brother Hannibal returns to avenge him
- Although Chilton has been killed by Hannibal during his vacation in Jamaica, a mysterious shaman brings him back to life as Rafael Barba, gives him a cup of coffee and suspenders and sends him to fight against heinous and vicious felonies. He’s doing fine and has a BFF called Liv.
- Hannibal Lecter and his brainwashed and permanently drugged wife Clarice have a little lamb. Clarice gives birth to Hannibal’s son, Ned, who has a special power of bringing people back to life…
…AND THAT’S HOW PUSHING DAISIES BEGIN
(actually, if some skilled artist could do pictures to this, it would be awesome)
M wisdom teeth are still growing despite the fact I’ve told them for 100 times there is no room for them. There won’t be any vacancies soon, not even a small bedsit.
Not even once.